Just for grins
This has to be one of the best headlines I’ve ever seen in my entire life:
Driver Smacked In Nose By Flying Sausage
POSTED: 2:49 am PDT April 19, 2005
LONDON—Imagine driving home from work, rolling down your car window—and getting smacked in the schnoz by a frozen sausage.
British authorities say that’s what happened to an unlucky commuter in Essex, east of London.
An ambulance service official said the 46-year-old man suffered a broken nose and lost a lot of blood.
The spokesman said it must have been an incredibly lucky, or unlucky, shot—to get the sausage through a moving car window.
Police are now investigating the case of the flying sausage.